I’m a born & raised Floridian who did a few short stints in a couple of other states (two were hurricane prone areas too!) so I’ve dealt with hurricanes all my life. Today we were under a “tropical storm watch”.
Let me tell you how it really goes.
A storm shows up on the radar somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic and the meteorologists start mentioning it. As soon as it gets within 5 days away from a possible hit, they start covering little else. They will run the little 5 second spinny shot over and over.
Once it gets within 3 days of possible landfall, they break into television shows about every 20 minutes to give you the latest coordinates. I don’t watch much television so I’ve had a couple of storms sneak up on me (like where you find out 24 hours prior) but really, you’ve got to be under a rock to be anywhere in the POSSIBLE area that a storm might hit and not be aware of it. Scares the tourists to death. When I hear non-hurricane people talk about how bad they are, I point out how many other natural disasters are way worse because they don’t get the advance notice. Tornadoes, flash floods, Tsunamis, mud slides, just to name a few.
Don’t get me wrong, I am well aware that there are thousands and thousands of hurricane victims out there and they have felt real pain, but I’m mainly talking about the majority of folks who go through these things.
Ok, so, back to the build-up. The day prior to the storm they pretty much quit broadcasting anything other than hurricane stuff. Here is where people go nuts. There are three kinds of hurricane preparation:
A. The doomsday folks. They run out and buy up gallons and gallons of bottled water, fill their gas tank and about 40 gallons extra, buy up an entire grocery cart full of canned foods, cut down half their trees and talk non-stop about how bad things are going to get.
B. The nothings gonna happen folks. They do nothing. Well, they might stock up on beer. This type usually tends to be big drinkers. Or, if they do anything at all it would be to host a “hurricane party” during the storm and dare one another to run outside. ( must admit, I’ve done this once or twice… actually got stuck in a bar once, police made us all spend the night)
C. Realistic people (or hurricane veterans). They are well aware of when hurricane season starts and ends and are pretty much ready all the time. Now this doesn’t mean ready like group A, it means realistically ready. They will have extra batteries and candles on hand all season, maybe even a few extra cans of food in the pantry too. They will monitor the storm, bring in their patio furniture & potted plants, put the shutters up if necessary, fill up their car’s gas tank, make sure they have gas for the grill and stay home. Prepared but calm. (most of the recent storms this has been me)
I’ve been through about a dozen hurricanes and I’ve had some property damage but thankfully, I’ve never been hurt or ended up homeless. Most times they hype them all up and they turn out to be nothing. This is good but bad at the same time. Good because it gets people aware and everyone knows exactly what to do. They do enough media coverage that the rednecks at the bar sound like trained meteorologists when they talk to one another about this stuff. Bad because when storms shift and go elsewhere or end up to be not very strong by the time they hit you, it makes people feel let down in a way. Like they did all that hurricane prep work for nothing. The bad part is when sensible people turn into dumb turkeys and quit getting ready. That is when people get most hurt.
The current storm that we were threatened with has taken a turn and left us with just two days of heavy rain. Great. I’m happy for that. No broken windows, downed trees or loss of power. However, there were all kinds of idiots in my neighborhood that did nothing to prepare. It is a shame that the insurance companies don’t refuse to pay for broken windows for homes that have hurricane shutters installed but have home-owners too lazy to close them.

current predictions
It is 11:20PM and this is the current projections from weather.com and I’ve taken the liberty of adding a little red X to indicate my location. Good for me, bad for Disney.