Woman sues Victoria Secret over a defective Thong

*This post written Wed. June 18, the old fashion way…. paper and pen* 

I’m sitting at the HartsfieldJackson International airport jotting in my notebook because I’m too cheap to fork out $8 to connect to the internet, I hear on the news “Woman sues Victoria Secret over what she calls a defective thong”

WHAT?
You should have seen the snickers.  I, along with just about everyone around me, stopped and looked at the screen.  Not surprising that they didn’t say much more than that before going to commercial.

Hartsfield-Jackson… you are what?  the second largest airport in the world?  Can’t fork out the cash to offer wi-fi?

ok, so, commercial over, two more teasers then the 30 second spot on the woman injured by a thong.  Not that I think the story deserves anything more than that, just ironic that the buildup is longer than the story itself.
So it seems that a sequin popped off when she was trying it on and hit her in the eye, damaging her eye.  She had one of those red dots in thewhite part of her eye.  Her lawyer, Jason Buccat, said if it had been a millimeter or two over, she would have become visually impaired.

Geez, I had a one of those red spots in my eye once from a branch hitting me in the eye when my drunk ass went diving into some bushes for fun.  Maybe I can sue the landscaper, or the bar who served me, or maybe Budweiser for producing the beer.

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